Bugs

Today I was sitting outside enjoying nature and whatnot, you know, how people like to do sometimes. As I was trying to enjoy the warmth of the sun, the tickle of the grass, the chirp of the birds, there was this...buzz...crawling....
Disturbance. 
This certain type of flying weasel would slowly but steadily make its way toward me, ignoring my signals that, although I liked it as a friend, I didn't want that kind of relationship. It wasn't until I made contact to smack it away would it drive the creature away. 

Death to Physics

Physics is the illegitimate love child of Science and Math that just doesn't belong anywhere and shouldn't exist because nobody likes it except for other outcasts. I know it's important but I still hate it.

Sitting in my ballet class...

There is nothing attractive about a man wearing ballet slippers.

Fun Fact of the Day

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

Food for thought.

To Get a Little Serious

A fetus develops fingerprints at three months. We use fingerprints to identify ourselves and others and to confirm that a person is who they claim to be. If a fetus has a fingerprint, s/he has an identity.
Chew on that.

A Little Bit of Heaven

Few things can compare to listening to jazz while taking a hot shower.

In shopping for Christmas presents I had the wonderful thought that I don't have to buy anything for a "special someone" this year and it renewed my joy of being single.